Ever had your heart ripped out? Know how it feels to be tethered by an unhealthy connection? Let’s just say it: breakups hurt. They can even be a little messy! Almost Maimed is a gruesomely relatable parody about love, loss, and the brutality of ghosting. It’s a series of vignettes centered around losing your heart (literally) in modern romance. Whether you’ve lost your mind over a lover or two, or you leave a trail of broken hearts in your wake — Almost Maimed will speak to the scars on your achy-breaky heart. You may even feel a splatter or two. (Poncho row: first-come, first-served!)