At 35, Piper had decided to give up on love and procreation. When a one-night-stand with a hot marketing twunk leaves him with a random pair of Andrew Christian underwear, Piper sews the abandoned briefs into a puppet. A fairy godmother drag queen brings this puppet to life, and Piper is left to raise his child Andrew alone. This queer, comedic take on Pinocchio is about parenthood, aging, and puppets.