Koepfinger’s Sideshow takes us to the cosmic dimension… Jim and Gloria’s long-awaited newborn, Andrea Maria Lee Dandy, was born with both sexes, clinically labeled a hermaphrodite. Although under pressure, the Dandy’s have decided not to assign a sex. But not everyone is okay with this, especially, Jim’s high profile mother, Leona Dandy, who happens to be the financial witch of Wall Street. As the brains behind The Dandy Candy Corporation, an international firm maintaining immense capital from fad candy, junk toys, and hi-fashion, Leona insists that the baby have an operation to avoid public scandal, screaming “Just fix it!” Due to further complications with Andrea’s blood conditions, Gloria refuses to even think about an operation, and Jim finds himself torn between the desires his devoted wife and the demands of his mother. To make matters even worse, Leona dangles $9 billion in front of his nose and if he doesn’t do it she’ll completely cut him off from the family fortune. It all seems quite hopeless to Jim Dandy until he meets VT-901M. Fondly called Voice Messenger Tony, or simply VT, is an omni-sexual cosmic being from the 6th dimension, specifically, an Angelic Drone of the 87th Precinct of the seventh division of the third Legion of Light. His major duty as a drone includes being one of the primary dispatchers of hope for humanity… And that is exactly what he can offer the Dandy family… for a “small” yet not monetary price.